Shot my first turkey today.. scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section...
A dyslexic man walks into an Arab.
Every women should have four animals. A mink in the closet, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed, and a jackass to pay for everything!
""I was going to watch a German football team play today, but I couldn't leave the house because I don't know where I left the key."" ""Bayern?"" ""No, I checked the mantelpiece.""
Where will you never find a hipster fish? The mainstream