What's the quickest way to lose pounds? The UK National Lottery!
What's the difference between Ignorance and Apathy? I don't know and I don't care.
When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one? At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.
TIFU by accidentally cheating on my wife at a BDSM costume party Oops wrong sub
My doctor is so young that, when I need them, he just comes in the room shouting, ""Shots! Shots! Shots!""