Why was the ink happy? Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
They say nobody likes Nickelback... ... but there's **gotta be somebody.**
If the first piece of advice from any life coach isn't ""avoid bears"" you're being scammed.
[pet store] Me *looking at snakes* ""CAN I FEED THEM?"" Pet Store Employee [never looks up from his phone] sure. Me *putting my kids in tank*
Q: Why do scientists look for things twice? A: Because they research everything.
