""What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holidays.""
I wrote a song about a tortilla... Well, actually, it's more of a wrap.
Trump's inauguration is like his hands: Tiny in comparison.
Q: Ever heard of the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine? A: It wooden run.
If you think you're bad with words, imagine the first guy to say ""There there"" when consoling someone