Raggedy Andy knew he was becoming a man when he noticed yarn where there wasn't yarn before.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? Regular rocks are too heavy.
How to catch an elephant Dig a big hole Fill it with ashes Sprinkle peas on top When the elephant goes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.
Then: Me: I want McDonald's Mom: Do you have McDonald's money? Now: Mom: I want grandkids Me: Do you have grandkids money??
I used to be addicted to soap but I'm clean now.
