Did you hear about the new text-a-fart service? It's just one cent per scent sent!
My autobiography will be a single piece of paper that says 'Ugh'
How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
What's the hardest kind of waffle to find? A Carmen Sandy Eggo
