[Dark Humor] Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline [Probally heard this but it's worth a shot]
Remember when you first joined twitter and you had no idea how to RT or what favstar was and remembered what your family looked like?
I can't wait for the season finale of... ...America.
I like to use Rock, paper scissors to make all my binary choices. Like what gender I am
A crab, a tuna, a lobster, and a Chinese man being run over by a steam roller. What doesn't belong? The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians.