Last year for Christmas I got my little brother an abacus in the shape of a medieval Stronghold... He hated it and was really ungrateful. Our dad said ""Hey! It's the fort that counts.""
My drug dealer is hilarious... he cracks me up
Why did the tin man go to hell? Because he's a sinner.
I invented a new word yesterday Plagiarism
Did you hear? The supreme court ruled that gay marriage has extended to swans.
