I'm giving up self control for lent It's going to be so hard!
Why did the rabbit eat lunch under the sink? He found a leek there.
Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does the same movies over again. Who'll he fight? The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.
The world is so full of double standards... A woman tris to sleep with every guy she sees and she's a slut. I try to do that and all of the sudden I'm 'gay' and not allowed in Toys 'R' Us anymore.
What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm? Magento