Black person: Jeans $200, Shirt $100, Shoes $160, pockets.. $0 White Person: Jeans $15, Shirt $20, Shoes $30, pockets $5,000
A man asked sombody for the time The person replied ""3:15"". The first guy says ""that's odd, I've been asking the same question all day and I've been getting different answers each time!
Orioles Buck showalter
What do you call the inhabitants of London? Arabs
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants... The bartender says ""Hey! You know you've got a steering wheel in your pants?"" The pirate replies: ""ARRR it's drivin' me nuts!""