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The good thing about being a chubby chaser is you don't have to run very fast or very far. Dear people posting pics of things they got for Valentine's Day: Please stop it! Spare us the cheesiness and keep
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Croatian salary is like menstruation You get it once a month, it lasts 5-6 days and then you're fucked How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillian. {discussing wedding dresses}
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I went shopping for some lingerie for my wife. I asked the shop keep if the panties were satin. He said ""No, they're brand new"". I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant ""I
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Q: What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments? A: Luters. How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke? Three times - Once when you tell
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Some people like cats and some people don't. Apparently the Pope's a cataholic. Atoms are Liars... They make up everything. Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?
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I am friends with 25 letters from the alphabet I don't know y EDIT: Credits to Chris Turner. How do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Stick The difference between a black man and a tire ? The
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Man bumps into my shoulder ""You're lucky this isn't the Internet pal"" So. I'm gonna tell you guys a little about my sex life. What's that over there? I don't know but I just got a raging clue History
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Why was the young snowflake so upset? Because he just watched his mom get plowed. [Taken 26] Abductor: I have your great granddaughter LIAM NEESON: I literally died 12 years ago Was just in an elevator
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The only day of the year that gives an order March 4th Sorry this was one of my dear departed mother's favorite annual jokes. Just had to share the love! What's long, green and smells like pork? ""Kermit
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A slice of pizza walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says ""I'm sorry, we don't serve food."" Why did the blind blonde cross the road because she was following her seeing eye chicken You
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Have you heard the one about the witch's broom? It's sweeping the valley.(That one usually floors me, but I'm going to brush it aside before I'm swept away with laughter.) Keep clam. I'm dyslexic. - Adele's
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What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border? Iran! Wait you *must* be the aunt I've heard soooo much about. The one who looks like Freddie Mercury and laughs like a jackal. Is this her honey?
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Cop: Know why I stopped you? SUPER DANCE OFF?? Cop: OH YEAH OH YEAH? Cop: No, not really. There's a warrant for your arrest. oh no How did the hillbilly find the sheep in the tall grass? Satisfying Why
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My friend said, ""Hey, can you tell me the time?"" I said, ""Not on my watch"" Nguyen and Nguyen, Attorneys at Law ""It's always a win-win with us!"" I sing like an amputee. Because I can't hold a note,
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(Generic title that catches your attention) (Mildly amusing pun) It's 11:48 PM. You can't sleep. Underneath your bed, there's a creepy rustle, as the clown tries to quietly unwrap and eat a granola bar.
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5yo: *smells glue stick* Me: DON'T BE SMELLING THAT!! 5yo: it smells like strawberries! Me: give me that...*smells glue stick* feminism . What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and
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What's snoop dogg's favorite time of day? High Noon. Why I'm leaving Reddit. I have to go to the gas station to pick up some munchies. Why is your optometrist gay? They love people who can't see straight!
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What do cannibals and politicians have in common? They both enjoy handshakes. You know the times have changed... When Portugal leaves Brazil without taking any Gold. How many hipsters does it take to screw
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Paul says to Jesus ""Hey man whatcha doing for Passover?"" Jesus says ""Just hanging around."" Dear naps, I'm sorry I was a jerk to you in kindergarten Looking for a friend with benefits. Preferably dental.
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I told my ex-boyfriend to masturbate so he could give me a fucking break once in a while. Boss: Hey, you feel like working overtime? *Leaps into garbage compactor* new kitten So I decided to teach my kitten
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