The good thing about being a chubby chaser is you don't have to run very fast or very far.
Dear people posting pics of things they got for Valentine's Day: Please stop it! Spare us the cheesiness and keep that sh!t to yourself. Sincerely, Single People
I was going to tell a pizza joke but... It was too CHEESY! HAHAHAHAHA
*walking in forest* *tree falls and makes a loud noise* WOAH *tree gets up* *tree pull a knife on me* ""You didn't hear SHIT"" *tree runs off*
I shot my first turkey today! Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section though.