5yo: *smells glue stick* Me: DON'T BE SMELLING THAT!! 5yo: it smells like strawberries! Me: give me that...*smells glue stick*
feminism .
What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth? A pedi-file
I farted in a Apple Store Too bad they didn't have any *windows*.
Someone asked a ship captain if the rumor that he can't swim is true. ""Yes,"" he replied. ""Can pilots fly?""
