Croatian salary is like menstruation You get it once a month, it lasts 5-6 days and then you're fucked
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillian.
{discussing wedding dresses} CW1: I had mine preserved. CW2: I donated mine to a charity. You? Me: I used mine as kindling for a bonfire.
What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail? You died of dysentery. Sorry.
I tried to join the Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting but all the seats were taken.