A slice of pizza walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says ""I'm sorry, we don't serve food.""
Why did the blind blonde cross the road because she was following her seeing eye chicken
You Guys Wanna Hear a Nice Joke? Nevermind it's probably too soon.
I watched a gay fish porn the other day... ...it was pretty homoaquatic.
I want to repaint my room a shade of white... ...but I can't decide between ""eggshell"", ""beige"", or ""2016 Oscars"".