I went shopping for some lingerie for my wife. I asked the shop keep if the panties were satin. He said ""No, they're brand new"".
I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant ""I want a game capable of holding the interest of my six-year-old but it's got to be simple enough for his father to play too.""
We've all seen that person on Social Media who likes to debate things as if they are a college professor. Dude...you're arguing with someone who uses ""dat""
On our way to husbands vasectomy he asks *do you think they'll want me to remove my socks?*. I don't know what he thinks is about to happen.
Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
