My friend said, ""Hey, can you tell me the time?"" I said, ""Not on my watch""
Nguyen and Nguyen, Attorneys at Law ""It's always a win-win with us!""
I sing like an amputee. Because I can't hold a note, can't carry a tune..
If your uncle Jack was stuck on a roof... Would you help your uncle Jack off?
My girlfriend is a special snowflake She's cold and flaky.