Why was the young snowflake so upset? Because he just watched his mom get plowed.
[Taken 26] Abductor: I have your great granddaughter LIAM NEESON: I literally died 12 years ago
Was just in an elevator with my ex, so I stopped at every floor to show him he was wrong on so many levels.
my dream is to parade around my home town in a red wagon being pulled by 4 great danes while I give everyone the finger
How do you kill a one-legged fox? Make him run across Canada.