I told my ex-boyfriend to masturbate so he could give me a fucking break once in a while.
Boss: Hey, you feel like working overtime? *Leaps into garbage compactor*
new kitten So I decided to teach my kitten to write. You might think it was pretty hard but he took to it easily. Before long he could do anything I could do.. Turns out he was a copy cat :)
How is useless meat around vagina called?.. ... women.
Why can't atheists solve exponential problems? Because they don't believe in higher powers.
