Cop: Know why I stopped you? SUPER DANCE OFF?? Cop: OH YEAH OH YEAH? Cop: No, not really. There's a warrant for your arrest. oh no
How did the hillbilly find the sheep in the tall grass? Satisfying
Why can't some snakes get boners? Because they have a reptile dysfunction.
Dis'se I've contracted a disease.
What's the definition of a will? Come on you guys, it's a dead giveaway!