Some people like cats and some people don't. Apparently the Pope's a cataholic.
Atoms are Liars... They make up everything.
Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels? Because the cons outweighed the prose.
Why did the geologist get divorced? He took his wife for granite.
What do you call an undetectable black man? Incognegro I'll see myself out
