What's snoop dogg's favorite time of day? High Noon.
Why I'm leaving Reddit. I have to go to the gas station to pick up some munchies.
Why is your optometrist gay? They love people who can't see straight!
NASA : we were wrong , there ARE 9 planets in the Solar System PLUTO: I'm back, baby! NASA: because we found a new one! PLUTO: SON OF A
At Starbucks I order under the name Godot. Then leave.