Q: What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments? A: Luters.
How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke? Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
My friend and I are in a beard growing contest Right now it's neck and neck.
12: Dad, if Mary gave birth to Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of god, didn't Mary have a little lamb? Me: And you came with a no return policy
What did Davey Crocket say at the Alamo? ""Where'd all the roofers come from?""