I am friends with 25 letters from the alphabet I don't know y EDIT: Credits to Chris Turner.
How do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Stick
The difference between a black man and a tire ? The difference between a black man and a tire is that if you put a chain around the tire it doesn't start singing rap.
I'm like a trampoline... My friends know i exist, but they never play with me
In A Error At 99% Completed Understanding A Girl: . . . This Is Like Downloading A 4GB File. At The Speed Of 2kbps. Which Ends Up.. In A Error At 99% Completed!