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Kit of Joy
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2018-09-21 05:06
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My grandpa says, ""Comedians are too dark and don't tell set-up punchline jokes anymore."" So, a suicidal teen walks into a car. Why do slovaks don't like Czechs? They prefer cash. You hear the one about
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2018-09-21 03:05
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How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ?? ""will i marry you?"" What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull your meat out. What's pink and
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joykit
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2018-09-20 22:11
Make day funny (1437d)
""Ohana"" means family, and family means that no Monopoly game can ever finish well. Q: What do you call a tree from Tulsa? A: An oakie. Titanic the boat cost $174 million, Titanic the film cost $200 million.
joykit
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2018-09-20 19:42
Make day funny (4346n)
How does Sean Connery shave? CTRL + S Donald Trump: nobody can out crazy me Lena Dunham: here, hold my beer [cop taps on my fogged up car window on make-out hill] ME: *alone holding a huge steamy bucket
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2018-09-20 17:29
Make day funny (3966x)
My father just texted that he's been kicked off the roof of a Cleveland casino for grilling hotdogs, if you ever wondered why I am this way. What happened to the Jew who ran into the wall with a boner....?
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2018-09-20 14:51
Make day funny (7229r)
Shredded cheese has officially been banned in grocery stores in the US. Trump will make America grate again. What do you call a masturbating bull? Beef strokinoff! My Dr. wrote me a prescription My Dr.
joykit
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2018-09-20 04:16
Make day funny (9536k)
Good jokes are like pizza. This is not a pizza. What do you call it when wolves get bad breath? Howl-itosis. 75% of my day consists of looking at the clock and not believing it What's the difference between
joykit
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2018-09-20 02:04
Make day funny (6378d)
What's red and black and scares women worldwide? Me in my red and black rape cape. how do you keep an asshole in suspense? Why did the Jews have such a hard time in Russia? They couldn't get with the pogrom.
joykit
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2018-09-19 23:03
Make day funny (3065z)
Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls? His hardware was Microsoft If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims. What's the first thing Michael Jackson did when he walked into
joykit
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2018-09-19 21:10
Make day funny (7449o)
What was Mussolini's favourite dessert? Tyranisu What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants??? One is a crusty bus station and one is a busty crustacean:D Hubby's
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2018-09-19 18:33
Make day funny (9119n)
""Hey mom, why does it smell like dead people in here...?"" ""....mom? Mom? ...... Mooooooooooommmmm!!!!!"" What did the 0 say to the 8? Cool belt fuckface What was the name of the gay porno staring Macaulay
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2018-09-19 16:16
Make day funny (5730t)
If by free spirits you mean an open bar, then yes I love free spirits. What do you give a teenage girl who can't even? A two-torial! Her: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Me: *puts naked Barbie away. 'It's not VooDoo
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2018-09-19 13:26
Make day funny (7812s)
Life's like a box of chocolate, it doesn't last very long for fat people. Why did the horse get a DUI? She had too many maretinis Parkinson's Disease was named after its discoverer, Dr. Timothy Disease.
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2018-09-19 11:05
Make day funny (4269s)
I like my men like I like mathematics. Hard. I asked Yoda: ""Are we going the right way?"" ""No, backwards, I am going."" Why did the gay pride movement use the rainbow as a symbol? Have you ever seen
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2018-09-19 08:46
Make day funny (8426l)
The Myinb Oxen was recently declared extinct. RIP Myinb Ox I used to be addicted to having sex with bars of soap. But then I came clean. What is a pirates favorite letter? 4 A man returns to his chiropractor
joykit
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2018-09-19 06:27
Make day funny (6752c)
How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb Just juan Give it to me, I'm so fucking wet! Give it to me! no matter how much she begged, I would't give her the umbrella At the Last Supper... [At
joykit
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2018-09-19 03:54
Make day funny (3843w)
A gay guy wants a tattoo of truck on his penis... Tattoo artist asks ""What kind of truck do you want on it?"" Gay guy says ""It better be a 4x4 cause it's going to get muddy."" FDR hates cripple humor
joykit
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2018-09-19 01:50
Make day funny (5395g)
I just ended a 5 years long relationship I'm fine, it wasn't my relationship. ""Not gay enough"" - superhero working on his costume What kind of dog can do magic tricks? A labracadabrador Why does Donald
joykit
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2018-09-18 23:15
Make day funny (5668y)
Chewbacca started a website that exposed all the secrets of the Empire, it's called Wookieeleaks. Judging by all the cracking and popping noises my body makes when I work out, I'd say I'm about 74% Rice
joykit
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2018-09-18 21:15
Make day funny (9879i)
Pop's Chicken Q: What did popeye do after he turned black? A: He made his own restoraunt. Hey guys remember to visit Russia Before they visit you. Wife: wtf is this pile of clothes doing on the floor?
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