Make day funny (5730t)

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If by free spirits you mean an open bar, then yes I love free spirits.

What do you give a teenage girl who can't even? A two-torial!

Her: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Me: *puts naked Barbie away. 'It's not VooDoo if that's what you think! Her:Freak! Me:Did you feel--anything?

What is love? Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't have it call it a dream. And me, I call it you.

Polynesian Hey, ever heard of the homesick, nymphomaniac Polynesian girl? Yeah, she kept longing for Samoa....

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