My grandpa says, ""Comedians are too dark and don't tell set-up punchline jokes anymore."" So, a suicidal teen walks into a car.
Why do slovaks don't like Czechs? They prefer cash.
You hear the one about the Blind Prostitute? You gotta hand it to her
Why don't women fart? They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Bro do you even-- Bro I do. *eyes begin to tear up* *fist bumping until the sun rises*