Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls? His hardware was Microsoft
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
What's the first thing Michael Jackson did when he walked into a Chuck 'E' Cheese? Beat it.
What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone? That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you
I like my coffee like I like my women... Hot, mocha, and overpriced. Prostitutes. I like prostitutes.