""Ohana"" means family, and family means that no Monopoly game can ever finish well.
Q: What do you call a tree from Tulsa? A: An oakie.
Titanic the boat cost $174 million, Titanic the film cost $200 million. Why didn't James Cameron just rebuild the ship and sink it for real?
""Did you sign the nondisclosure agreement?"" ""To not disclose what?"" ""So I guess you DID sign the agreement!""
Two deer walk out of a gay bar... One turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew 100 bucks back there"".
