Good jokes are like pizza. This is not a pizza.
What do you call it when wolves get bad breath? Howl-itosis.
75% of my day consists of looking at the clock and not believing it
What's the difference between batman and Blackman? Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it :-)
A Lion Air flight which overshot a runway in Bali crash landed in the ocean Saturday... and now it's just Lion there.