I like my men like I like mathematics. Hard.
I asked Yoda: ""Are we going the right way?"" ""No, backwards, I am going.""
Why did the gay pride movement use the rainbow as a symbol? Have you ever seen a straight rainbow?
What do you call a sad gay Brit? Aaa bloody bummer
What's the name of a musical collaboration between Shia LaBeouf and a Judge? A just duet.