Make day funny (5668y)

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Chewbacca started a website that exposed all the secrets of the Empire, it's called Wookieeleaks.

Judging by all the cracking and popping noises my body makes when I work out, I'd say I'm about 74% Rice Krispies.

A peanut was walking down a dark alley He got a-salted

Be the change you want to find beneath the sofa cushions.

Why do crows fly upside down over Reservations? Cause even they know that indians get enough free shit!

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