What was Mussolini's favourite dessert? Tyranisu
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants??? One is a crusty bus station and one is a busty crustacean:D
Hubby's ex emailed him wanting to ""reconnect"". I wanna pretend to be him & set it up so I can re CONNECT my foot up her ass
Did you hear about the cannibal Bob Marley? He shit the sheriff (but he did not shit the deputy).
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet? Her food is potion-controlled.
