How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb Just juan
Give it to me, I'm so fucking wet! Give it to me! no matter how much she begged, I would't give her the umbrella
At the Last Supper... [At Last Supper] *Jesus raises bread* ""This is my body!"" *Jesus raises wine* ""And this is my blood!"" *Pulls out 9 of Clubs* ""And this is your card"" *Apostles go nuts*
People who change the channel every time there's a commercial are more annoying than commercials.
I'm a virgin by choice. Just not my choice.