Shredded cheese has officially been banned in grocery stores in the US. Trump will make America grate again.
What do you call a masturbating bull? Beef strokinoff!
My Dr. wrote me a prescription My Dr. Wrote me a prescription for daily sex, but my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia.
Why is Budweiser like sex in a kayak? Its fucking close to water.
Two Na atoms are together on the battlefield... One of them gets shot. ""I've been hit!"" he yells. The other one looks at him. ""Are you sure?"" He replies, ""I'm positive!""
