Pop's Chicken Q: What did popeye do after he turned black? A: He made his own restoraunt.
Hey guys remember to visit Russia Before they visit you.
Wife: wtf is this pile of clothes doing on the floor? Me: I struck down a Jedi. W: god I hate you. M: yes, use your hate
What do you call a terrible Nature Valley bar? Crummy
What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government? Formed a coustic d'etat
