What's red and black and scares women worldwide? Me in my red and black rape cape.
how do you keep an asshole in suspense?
Why did the Jews have such a hard time in Russia? They couldn't get with the pogrom.
A lollipop is like a normal lipop but it laughs a lot. Sorry.
Michel J Fox walks into an ice cream parlor. He orders a large cone with two scoops what flavors does he choose? It doesn't matter he's just going to drop it anyway