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Kit of Joy
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2017-06-27 19:54
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Am I deceitful? Yes. I am not. So I learned how to count yesterday.... It was as easy as 1, 2, 8 What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anybody can roast beef, but it takes a special skill
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What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night? Gaseous Clay Wearin' aviators tells the world you're a bad mamma jamma who ain't afraid to shin kick a terrorist or smoke a lawn flamingo if need be. I like
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Baltimore, eat a snickers. You turn into Ferguson when you're hungry. - Baby, I can't sleep. - And it was pissing you off that I could? I keep ringing Screwfix... .. To this day they still insist they're
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Does the circle of life... become a sphere in 3D? Joke Request: I would like someone to share an anatomy joke Come on, Humerus Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her Head and Shoulders
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You can't have everything, where would you put it? Anyone hungry? I read there's some leftover cat. Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car? A: It took him four hours to get the
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I couldn't afford Vokswagen Thus, Auto. Why can't a blonde count to 70? Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful. What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie? Professor + I'm sorry. lol. Wife: I told you to
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My dog is an alcoholic... So he had to be put in the 20 step program. How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? You tape a loaf of bread to the ceiling A friend of mine suggested I go see a psychic medium.
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If she says ""I'm fine"" that means she's fine and you can keep playing Xbox What does a lawyer wear to work? A lawsuit! I'm not saying the police are over zealous but I was arrested yesterday for singing
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Honk if you are possessed by the vengeful spirit of a goose Form Corbas En hassas ogunumuz olan Aksam Yemegi bize daha cok agrlk veren ve kilo aldrma ihtimalini en yuksek buldugumuz ogundur. Have you heard
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If con is the opposite of pro... It must mean congress is the opposite of progress. How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post? [deleted] For people who say bernie
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Right off the bat Cinderella knows she's marrying a prince with a serious foot fetish. The new French tanks have 14 gears 13 go in reverse and 1 goes forward in case the enemy attacks from behind. What's
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I want my group project members to lower me into my grave.... ... So that they can let me down one last time. So I fucked this bitch last night, but she was really clingy. I asked a friend for his insight,
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Nowadays, most of the children dream about an IPhone, when I was a child I wanted a dog. I saw a woman about to jump off a cliff. ""You want to have sex first"", I asked. She said, ""no"" so I said ""OK,
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The only part I hate about not wearing pants is having to wipe snot on my bare legs. Did the depressed rope maker succeed? Sadly, he did knot. ""Dad, how come we use plastic forks and my friends all have
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It would be funny if we discover there are inhabitants on the comet... they would be comedians. Things to get done: Make coffee, Drive a train high on cocaine, Rent a lion to eat my neighbor's dog, clean
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Went to the doctors yesterday, suffering from premature ejaculation... ... doctor said, ""This must be very stressful for your wife"". I replied, ""To be honest, it's getting on her tits"". If I knit you
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The barman says, ""We don't serve time travellers in here."" A time traveller walks into a bar. Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of ""Dark Side Of The Moon""? Because it's a terrible album. I asked my North
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Dude. Go shave your mustache. Just because it looks good on your mother doesn't mean you can wear it well. How to curse like an Irishman ""Whale oil beef hooked!"" He who lives by the sword, dies by the
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What's it called when two female scientists have sex for the first time? A double slit experiment What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? You can't milk a cow for 14 years... I'm going to hell. There
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If television has taught me anything, it's that I can totally outrun an explosion. I like to refer to Star Trek: Deep Space Nine as... ...""Keeping up with the Cardassians"" -&y Walter White decided to
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