Nowadays, most of the children dream about an IPhone, when I was a child I wanted a dog.
I saw a woman about to jump off a cliff. ""You want to have sex first"", I asked. She said, ""no"" so I said ""OK, I'll wait for you at the bottom!""
Never bang someone old enough to be your mom especially if you were adopted
Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: ""Where's my tractor?
Girlfriends are similar to Chrome They use too much of your resources