What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night? Gaseous Clay
Wearin' aviators tells the world you're a bad mamma jamma who ain't afraid to shin kick a terrorist or smoke a lawn flamingo if need be.
I like my coffee how I like my slaves... Free.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
""People keep accidentally asking me to purchase meat for them"" ""By mistake?"" ""Not you as well"".