If she says ""I'm fine"" that means she's fine and you can keep playing Xbox
What does a lawyer wear to work? A lawsuit!
I'm not saying the police are over zealous but I was arrested yesterday for singing ""come on baby light my fire."" They said it was inflammatory.
Did you hear the one about the man who was run over by a Nissan? He had to pay the altamate price.
What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag? The Star Spangled Banner!