It would be funny if we discover there are inhabitants on the comet... they would be comedians.
Things to get done: Make coffee, Drive a train high on cocaine, Rent a lion to eat my neighbor's dog, clean up mess from that lion thing.
What do you call a vegetable optometrist? A sea cucumber.
What does a astronaut put in a sandwich? Space Jam
It has been brought to my attention that people stickers on car windows are NOT pedestrian kills,but family members. Removing mine ASAP.