If television has taught me anything, it's that I can totally outrun an explosion.
I like to refer to Star Trek: Deep Space Nine as... ...""Keeping up with the Cardassians"" -&y
Walter White decided to buy a pizza for his son Walter: Hey son I bought you a pizza so you can share it with your friends. Flynn: Thanks dad, how much do I owe you? Walter: It's on the house.
I already have a car, but I want to have a DeLorean as well. ... ... I would drive my first car every day, and only drive the DeLorean from time to time.
I was the atm today and an old women asked for my help checking her balance So i pushed her over.