Baltimore, eat a snickers. You turn into Ferguson when you're hungry.
- Baby, I can't sleep. - And it was pissing you off that I could?
I keep ringing Screwfix... .. To this day they still insist they're not a matchmaking agency!
I was laying on my SO's chest and commented on how comfortable it was... And she hits me with a ""It's like it's MAMMorey foam!"" line. I was quite impressed.
How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Give her a basketball, and tell her to read it.