I couldn't afford Vokswagen Thus, Auto.
Why can't a blonde count to 70? Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie? Professor + I'm sorry. lol.
Wife: I told you to slow down. Cop: License & registration, please. Wife (opens glovebox): Divorce papers? Me: Look underneath them.
What if sharks hug with their mouths? Just sayin.