My dog is an alcoholic... So he had to be put in the 20 step program.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? You tape a loaf of bread to the ceiling
A friend of mine suggested I go see a psychic medium. Apparently, I needed an extra large.
What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit? ""WITNESS ME!""
The only thing worse than finding your girlfriend on Tinder... Is your girlfriend finding you.
