Right off the bat Cinderella knows she's marrying a prince with a serious foot fetish.
The new French tanks have 14 gears 13 go in reverse and 1 goes forward in case the enemy attacks from behind.
What's worse than being uncomfortable at the hospital? Being made comfortable.
[talking with ex] Me: Is he more boring than me? Her: He is. Me: *devastated* How could you?
What's the worst thing about 1 ply toilet paper? It's already shitty before you use it.
