Dude. Go shave your mustache. Just because it looks good on your mother doesn't mean you can wear it well.
How to curse like an Irishman ""Whale oil beef hooked!""
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
I already have a car, but I want to have a DeLorean as well. ... ... I would drive my first car every day, and only drive the DeLorean from time to time.
My local Greek restaurant just started serving tacos and burritos.... I tried it earlier today and it turns out it's plain old Greecey Mexican food.
