I want my group project members to lower me into my grave.... ... So that they can let me down one last time.
So I fucked this bitch last night, but she was really clingy. I asked a friend for his insight, he said ""Yeah man, golden retrievers can be like that sometimes.""
I'm not your GameBoy, quit pushing my buttons
Spiderman's villain should just be a glass jar and a piece of paper.
""I shot the sheriff but I did not shoot the deputy"" is my favorite lyric about murdering law enforcement officials in moderation.