You can't have everything, where would you put it?
Anyone hungry? I read there's some leftover cat.
Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car? A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.
I was going to participate in a competition to see how many times I could throw a rock on the water... But I skipped it.
What do you call a man who supports women's sports? A sports brah